All of these stars will guide us home

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Gotta love when your brother says “you’re a bitch and nobody likes you anyway” because I said manners never hurt anyone. You wouldn’t think he’s 26, would you?

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

How are people getting married I’m not even invited to parties

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Liking people that you know you just couldn’t ever have a chance with is such an awful feeling.

hxcfairy:

It’s a bad sign when the scary lookin’ bad guy knows better than to let you out…

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hxcfairy:

It’s a bad sign when the scary lookin’ bad guy knows better than to let you out…

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Wanting to talk to the guy you think is hot at work but then remembering you’re a complete and utter idiot and thats just not a good idea

hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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the avengers + steve rogers

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the avengers + steve rogers

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